Pooper Scooper - Parody of "Super Trouper"

Introduction
Elbonia
Pooper Scooper
	16 Dec 2005, parody of "Super Trouper" by ABBA
Ode to Numenor
Estimation Unknown
The Unfinished Thesis
That Pirate Guy
A Berkeley Ward Anthem
New Diaper on Ellie
Strangelove
Men's Cookoff
Possession
South-Going Zax
Mr. Bates
Lenin on Imperialism
Arsenic, Old Lace, & Gotye
Small World
U(ltravox)HF
The Scars of Smartphones

Pooper Scooper

parody of "Super Trouper" by ABBA

Pooper scooper metal's really shiny;
I just bought it new
At the True Value
For cleaning up my doggie's poo.

I was sick and green around the gills
When I had my last walk with Fido.
All he does is crap and make rude spills.
Does he clean it himself? Oh my, no!
(Does he clean it himself? Oh my, no!)
So the sign said that I had to do the duty,
(Had to do the duty)
Something I have never liked,
(And I was out of baggies, too.)
But it's gonna be so different
When we're on tomorrow's hike!

'Cause now my
Pooper Scooper's able to provide me
With unblemished fun
(Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
Although what Spot's done
(Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
Doesn't look like number one.
Yes, with the
Pooper Scooper that I have beside me
I won't have to spew
(Spew-uh-uh Eeww-uh-uh)
Like I used to do
(Spew-uh-uh Eeww-uh-uh)
Picking up my doggie's doo.

Weighing only twenty pounds or so,
How can anything void so much junk?
Maybe it's his diet; I don't know,
But it's useless to switch to "Dog Chunk".
(But it's useless to switch to "Dog Chunk".)
There are moments when I think I was mistaken--
(Think I was mistaken)
Should have bought a nice feline...
(Now wouldn't that change everything?)
In the past I have been worried--
Presently I'm feeling fine!

'Cause with my
Pooper Scooper joy I feel inside me.
I don't have to shun
(Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
Duty left undone
(Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
When it's more than number one.
Yes, with the
Pooper Scooper at my hip beside me
I won't have to spew
(Spew-uh-uh Eeww-uh-uh)
Like I used to do
(Spew-uh-uh Eeww-uh-uh)
Picking up my doggie's doo.

He takes a sniff, befouls the ground,
And with my scoop I will not rest 'til all is found.
And when I dump it in the bin
And close it tight
I'm glad that I've removed the noxious blight.

'Cause with my
Pooper Scooper nothing can deny me
Afternoons of fun
(Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
Second unto none
(Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
Though not also number one.
Yes, with this
Pooper Scooper swinging alongside me
I won't have to spew
(Spew-uh-uh Eeww-uh-uh)
Like I used to do
(Spew-uh-uh Eeww-uh-uh)
Picking up my doggie's doo.

[repeat and fade]