The Unfinished Thesis - Parody of "The Unguarded Moment"

Introduction
Elbonia
Pooper Scooper
Ode to Numenor
Estimation Unknown
The Unfinished Thesis
	10 Aug 2007, parody of "The Unguarded Moment" by The Church
That Pirate Guy
A Berkeley Ward Anthem
New Diaper on Ellie
Strangelove
Men's Cookoff
Possession
South-Going Zax
Mr. Bates
Lenin on Imperialism
Arsenic, Old Lace, & Gotye
Small World
U(ltravox)HF
The Scars of Smartphones

The Unfinished Thesis

parody of "The Unguarded Moment " by The Church

So hard finding information
The data may be hiding
Tell those guys at Google for me
That their sites don't have it all
They only make me feel like sighing
With an unfinished thesis

So long, long between our meetings
I knew they'd find me shirking
Tell my best excuses to profs
But in truth, I'd rather teach
I hardly ever feel like working
On my unfinished thesis

So far, life without a meaning
I've even pondered leaving
Tell my peers with no great surprise
As the years keep passing on
They only make me feel like grieving
For my unfinished thesis
For my unfinished thesis
For my unfinished thesis

Got to finish my thesis.
Got to finish my thesis.
Someday I'll finish my thesis.
Can I finish my thesis? (Please just finish your thesis!)
Can I finish my thesis? (Please just finish your thesis!)
Hope I finish my thesis...