Mr. Bates - Parody of "Girlfriend in a Coma"

Introduction
Elbonia
Pooper Scooper
Ode to Numenor
Estimation Unknown
The Unfinished Thesis
That Pirate Guy
A Berkeley Ward Anthem
New Diaper on Ellie
Strangelove
Men's Cookoff
Possession
South-Going Zax
Mr. Bates
	26 Feb 2012, parody of "Girlfriend in a Coma" by The Smiths
Lenin on Imperialism
Arsenic, Old Lace, & Gotye
Small World
U(ltravox)HF
The Scars of Smartphones

Mr. Bates

parody of "Girlfriend in a Coma" by The Smiths

Ex-wife took some poison, I know
I know - it's serious
Ex-wife took some poison, I know
I know - it's really serious

There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, now the late
Mrs. Bates is not just former

No, I don't think I'll mourn her

Do you really think
They'll hang me?
Do you really think
They'll hang me?
Hang me...

Ex-wife took some poison, I know
I know - it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my Vera, goodbye

There were times when I'd go
To jail for her
But you know, now the late
Mrs. Bates is not just former

Gone to court to get married!

Do you really think
They'll hang me?
Do you really think
They'll hang me?
Hang me...

As I hinder my own defense
I know - it's serious