Ode to Numenor - Parody of "Dragostea Din Tei"

Introduction
Elbonia
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Ode to Numenor
	31 Jan 2007, parody of "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone
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Ode to Numenor

parody of "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone

Isle at sea
Isle of fools
Isle no more
Isle of lore

Hail all! Salute! Behold your high duke!
Promised king, avenger of the folly Pharazôn wrought.
Hail all, hail all: Elessar, King of Gondor.
"Peace he brings," all Gondor sings,
"Heir and seed of old sea-kings."

Raise a pledge to Nume- Numenor
Nume- Numenor, Nume- Nume- Numenor.
Keep secure her alabaster tree,
Symbol of light and victory.

Gorthaur--Saurón--has seen his doom.
Farewell to him who brought the fury of the Valar!
Hail all, hail all: (he's also Aragorn), King of Gondor.
"Peace he brings," all Gondor sings,
"Heir and seed of old sea-kings."

Raise a pledge to Nume- Numenor
Nume- Numenor, Nume- Nume- Numenor.
Keep secure her alabaster tree,
Symbol of light and victory.

Isle at sea
Isle of fools
Isle no more
Isle of lore

Raise a pledge to Nume- Numenor
Nume- Numenor, Nume- Nume- Numenor.
Keep secure her alabaster tree,
Symbol of light and victory.