Strangelove - Parody of "Strangelove"

Introduction
Elbonia
Pooper Scooper
Ode to Numenor
Estimation Unknown
The Unfinished Thesis
That Pirate Guy
A Berkeley Ward Anthem
New Diaper on Ellie
Strangelove
	26 Jun 2009, parody of "Strangelove" by Depeche Mode
Men's Cookoff
Possession
South-Going Zax
Mr. Bates
Lenin on Imperialism
Arsenic, Old Lace, & Gotye
Small World
U(ltravox)HF
The Scars of Smartphones

Strangelove

parody of "Strangelove" by Depeche Mode

End of times
Ripper's crimes
Insane and most unforgivable
I dig in to win
Because the surface of Earth's not livable
'Cause when you think you've had enough
Of the missile gap
Get ready for the brand new mineshaft gap
Oh and I'll make the bomb seem mild
Under the world's pyre

Strangelove
Dark shades and one glove
Strangelove
Can't keep control of
Strangelove's
Schizophrenic right arm
It will take his lit
Cigarette from him
Again and again
Then the Führer salute

What a day!
Lucky plane.
But they appear to be
Vexingly out of reach
Please come in, Dear Slim
So that we don't end up like On the Beach
You're not homeward bound
Russians will shoot you down
And your impending attack
Is just a protocol breach
Oh the Doomsday Machine's cold ire:
Nuclear hellfire

Rain of cobalt fallout
Destroying all life -- rain
Rain of cobalt fallout
Destroying all life -- rain
Rain of cobalt fallout
Destroying all life -- rain
Rain of cobalt fallout
And some thorium-G

Strangelove
Dark shades and one glove
Strangelove
Can't keep control of
Strangelove's
Schizophrenic right arm

Strangelove
Dark shades and one glove
Strangelove
Can't keep control of
Strangelove's
Schizophrenic right arm

Strangelove
Dark shades and one glove
Strangelove
Can't keep control of
Strangelove's
Schizophrenic right arm

I dig in
Impervious den
I dig in
Will you live here with me,
I dig in
My harem of ten?
I dig in

I dig in
Impervious den
I dig in
That's how mankind grows [I dig in]
My harem of ten
I dig in